The advice 'stick to your day job' applies to Brazilian footballer Neymar today.
Evidently enjoying life after Brazil's fairly disastrous World Cup campaign, the 22-year-old Barcelona number #11 has taken to Instagram to demonstrate his rapping prowess, or total lack of.
Captured by his friend and actual MC, Nego do Borel, it's unlikely that Neymar will be featuring with a guest appearance on a release with the Brazilian MC any time soon–even in Portuguese we can tell that the Barca forward probably hasn't got his flow down just yet.
Neymar looks set to return against Villarreal on 31 August. And it can't come sooner.