Teams played for: Wizards, Magic, Pistons, Bulls, Cavaliers
Career years: 1996-2012
Career stats: 5.7 PPG, .474 FG%, .474 TS%, 1.3 APG

Offense was never Ben Wallace's forte, and that's just fine. He won the Defensive Player of the Year Award a record (shared with Dikembe Mutombo) four times, and anchored the 2004 title-winning Pistons. That's a damned good NBA resume. But shit, was Wallace helpless offensively. He could finish at the rim with the same ferociousness that made him a devastating defender, but unless scoring a basket meant catching an alley-oop or taking one step (no dribble) and finishing, he wasn't putting up many points.