Women: can't live with them, can't cheat on them with 40 porn stars and reality show contestants without them swinging at your grill with a pitching wedge. On November 27, 2009—two days after a story of his relationship with Rachel Uchitel broke in the Daily EnquirerTiger Woods crashed his Cadillac Escalade during a purported domestic dispute with his wife Elin.

In the following weeks and months, it was discovered that Woods had been living every 15-year-old boy's fantasy, reportedly having sex with dozens of casual partners while married to a Swedish model. The consequences for the once great golfer included endorsement drops from Gatorade and General Motors, a $110M divorce settlement, and having to painfully answer every questions with "That's a private matter" for two straight years.