19. Con: They're Not So Cheap

Complex Says: The 2011 Vespa GTS 300 costs $6,000. For $2,000 more, you can pick up a 2012 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883. Sure, it's a starter bike, but it's still a motherfucking Harley. Better yet, pick up a used Sportser for less than five grand. Even better yet, buy any other bike from any other maker, even Yamaha.