Date: 1/1/1991
Sport: College Football
Athlete: Randall Hill
Taunting: Texas Longhorns
If Yosemite Sam were a football player who could run faster than the Millenium Falcon in hyperspace and actually won something, this is how he'd celebrate. On New Year's Day '91, the Miami Hurricanes were out of the national title picture, and took their frustrations out on the Texas Longhorns in an epic ass-whooping that set a bar for team-wide disrespect that hasn't been matched since. Got guns? We got guns, too.