3. Demian Maia and Chael Sonnen

The triangle choke and Chael Sonnen go together like a thong and clear heels. Demian Maia got to work on Sonnen at UFC 95 and then Anderson Silva beat him with the same move at UFC 117. What you know about the best submission moves of all time?

Yes, the triangle is one of the most effective submissions. Yes, it looks awkward. What can you say? Sonnen just has a weird thing about putting his face in another man's crotch.