Profession: Right winger/Striker, Real Madrid

Blowhard Overexposed Pretty Boy

We could tell you how annoying it is to watch Ronaldo flop all game long. Or how annoying it is to watch him bitch and moan to draw a yellow card. Or how annoying it is to watch him destroy a clean game of soccer. Orrrrrrr, we could just ask one of Europe's top officials. "[Ronaldo] is the most annoying," Denmark ref Claus Bo Larsen told the New York Times late last year. "He is always out to get a cheap free kick, especially at home. We talk in the locker room before the game that he goes down easily." Um, pause. But we think you made your point.