WIFEY: Misty May-Treanor
The life of a back-up catcher is toward the bottom of the professional athlete totem pole. We'd even prefer riding an NBA bench before taking Matt Treanor's job. But all homie has to do is remember his wife is Misty May, a two-time Olympic gold medalist in beach volleyball, and things aren't so bad. We're convinced their marriage of seven years is a sham though. Kerri Walsh is Misty May's real wifey (at least in our wet dreams), Treanor is just her jumpoff.