If you go to BYU, you're basically not allowed to do anything. Drink? Smoke? Have sex? No, no, and....get the fuck outtttttttttttta here! It makes being Jimmer Fredette seem a whole lot less appealing than it should be. But fortunately, former BYU quarterback/Super Bowl Shuffler Jim McMahon went on ESPN Radio earlier today to speak about a variety of things—and he dropped an absolute gem to help explain how he managed to survive his college days at BYU in light of the fact that basketball star Brandon Davies recently got booted from the team for having premarital sex with his girlfriend. And that gem was this: "You had to find girls who kept their mouth shut." We never thought we'd say this, but Jim McMahon? Brilliant! Someone buy that man a beer. [via SB Nation]

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