DATE OF INCIDENT(S): 2004-2010
WHAT HAPPENED: If horrible drivers won championships for their mishaps behind the wheel, the hotel heiress would be neck and neck with Bill Russell in ring count. Driving the wrong direction on one way roads, driving in bike lanes, you name it and Paris has been there, done that. It's not just her, either—everyone from her boy toys to that chick that won "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" show have caught the virus (no, not that one), treating LA like one big bumper car course. Wait, why doesn