DATE OF INCIDENT(S): 2006-2007
WHAT HAPPENED: DMX loves to drive fast. He told us last year in our Talking Heads column that he sees no point in driving slow in a fast car. Well, according to his police reports, Dark Man X also loves to drive stupidly. Back in '07 he faced a weekend in jail and a $1,000 fine for driving with a suspended license and crashing his Dodge Magnum into another vehicle, which then ran into a police car. The Dog should holler at some drivers ed.