Image via Complex Original
The highly anticipated release of the AIr Jordan III Retro 88 with the Nike Air (which you may have seen on Complex TV's Quickstrike) on the heel took place today. As could be expected, it was filled with fuckery and hurt feelings. Check out how the winners and losers of today's release reacted on Twitter.
LIKE COMPLEX SNEAKERS ON FACEBOOK
I Hope Your Wife Leaves You
User: @inf
Fuel bands double as wedding rings now.
I Feel Y'all Pain
User: @dom_izzo
That is a crazy thing.
Traumatizing Experience
User: @youngdcdollas
Traumatized by all four at once. Is that even possible?
Like An Oscar Mayer?
User: @therealfeldman
You mean a hot dog, right?
Return Policy
User: @therealfeldman
God allows u-turns, Nike Store customers don't.
How Many People?
User: @simonbabybarats
That damn 684,241st person, breh.
Glad Somebody Noticed
User: @russbengtson
Thank God for the announcement, otherwise we'd all still be waiting.
Even If She White?
User: @rudebabyjesus
Watch out.
Hypebeasts, We Know About Ya
User: @rickybooby1
You see the problem with sneakerheads these days...
Who Has Their Hand In Whose Cart
User: @realkinggs
Cart game is rough these days.
She's A Failed Girlfriend
User: @pjhoody
Cold.
Custom Nike Air Jordan III
User: n/a
$500 on eBay as we speak.
Take My Money
User: @natureboyhd
We knew someone would volunteer to take his money.
American Terrorists
User: @mdotbrown
We hope not.
Manti's Girlfriend Does Exist
User: @mdotbrown
So you're saying there's a chance.
Never Thought Of That
User: @infamousp
That's a dick move, but hilarious.
Mere Seconds
User: @inf
A very very fast one.
We've Heard It Before
User: @ace_gatsby
That's what we all said the last time.
Air Jordan III Restock
User: @inf
Mark the calendar, lol.
We've Been Misspelling
User: @kd_1of1
And here we thought "ol bitch" was two words.
Too Mad To Type
User: @ajnay23
We don't want to be a dick, but we think you mispelled "ruining."
Batman is the Shooter
User: @godslastson_
Wait, what?
Best to Be Prepared
User: @djevillincoln
*Internet connection goes down*
More Lost Customers
User: @darealmango
Nike is gonna go broke without these two buying.
Title Belt Because That Makes Sense
User: @bigal239
That looks pretty real, though.
Don't Talk About Fight Club
User: @basedlarock
Poor kid is gonna have the feds all up in his shit now.
Only 3 Pairs?
User: @apleitter
Actually, 88, hence the "Retro '88."
Nikestore Wifey
User: @natureboyhd
We just want to know how @nikestore got married.
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
User: n/a
Asthma cleared right up.
She Gonna Be Gettin Some Tonight
User: @xh0tpinkx
#winning
