COKE WHITE WHEN I'M FEELING WEALTHY. I was going to say "asshole-y," but that just doesn't have the same ring to it. Admit it though, any of your friends who partake in actual coke white pharmaceuticals can turn into assholes. But back to these Air Max 90s. I mean, if I have to spend any more of this word count expounding on the inherent value of an all white Air Max 90, let alone all white sneakers in general, you're on the wrong website, dawg. I think you need to head over to, like, Business Insider where they tell you the seven different tie knots you need to master in order to succeed in life.
