The number of times have you heard people say, "I am not a sneakerhead," is immeasurable, Nike even made shirt to score some extra profits off the naysayers. But if you called the same person a sneaker aficionado, they'd probably be cool with it. Apple freaks and fanboys are the same, way too knowledgeable about irrelevance to be referred to as common terminology that makes things easier for the world to describe them. No, we're way more than that. Call us enthusiasts or aficionados, make us feel special.