Lick Them

We get that your pair is DS. We get that you have seen the how-to video. And we even understand that celebs do it. Unless you're JusteneJaro (or licking her Air Max 90s), licking sneakers just ain't cool. Besides, you probably paid extra to get them joints early and the factory that they were made in is probably about as sanitary as the diseases that have destroyed these sneakers.