The Super Bowl, a big sports thing in which two sports teams will sport against each other in the name of sports, is this weekend. According to adult film stars Lauren Phillips (Jizzed Redhead) and Carmen Valentina (Naturally Busty Carmen Valentina Has the Solution), there's a lot on the line this year. Specifically, there's a lot of potential fellatio on the line.
"We are coming up with a big event for you football fans," Phillips announced last month when revealing their team picks, the Daily Dot reported. The big event? If the New England Patriots manage a victory this weekend, Phillips and Valentina will offer jobs of the blow variety for all.
But there's a slight catch: In order to qualify for this generosity, prospective recipients must first follow both Phillips and Valentina on Twitter.
No Twitter? Well . . .
This is actually the fifth edition of the so-called #TeamBJ challenge, in which adult film stars choose a side in a given event and offer no-questions-asked oral sex in the event of a victory. Previously, oral sex has been attached to the outcomes of the NBA Finals and last year's fuckery-laced presidential election.
And suddenly, men and women all across the nation have demanded a new National Anthem:
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