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A considerable amount of stress comes with buying a gift for a woman you love. It can't just be a useful thing, like something you would buy a friend or your neighbor. In fact, we'd argue that it should never be anything even remotely useful. What it needs to be is a beautiful object that's unique to who she is. In other words, something only you could buy her.
It's a conundrum, we know. But, this year, you're going to nail it. These seriously sexy gifts are the kind of things that won't land you in the doghouse. In fact, they may even remove you from one should you be residing there currently.
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Sparrow Mia Culotte
Delicate and elegantly artistic, they're likely to become her new favorite pair (and yours, too).
Komono Leopard Watch
Buy it now at Komono, $74.95
As far from those basic rose gold watches every woman is wearing. #badbitchalert
Olympic Orchids Dev One
Buy it now at Blackbird, $65
Black vanilla and musk combine for a unique, one of a kind scent she'll love and you'll be tempted by.
Theory (PRODUCT)RED Special Edition Women's Duria Shirt
Buy it now at RED, $190
Supple double Georgette silk. In red. For a cause. You can't do better in her book.
Toasty Pajamas
She'll think they're cozy and cute as hell. Because they are.
Un, Deux, Trois Print
Buy it now at Rifle Paper Co., $50
Because three makes everything better.
The Gentlewoman Magazine
Buy it now at Gentlewoman Magazine, $21
She's a thoughtful woman, and you know that. Get her this handsome mag, and skip the subscription to Glamour. Please.
Red Mini Jambox
Buy it now at Jawbone, $179.99
Superior sound and portability. Which is exactly what you need when you're playing Miguel and getting lucky in the living room. Also, it's red. So, there's that.
The Lip Slip
Buy it now at Sara Happ, $24
Sweet Almond, Jojoba and Macadamia nut oils will make her lips seriously supple. She'll love it, and you won't have to wrap. Win.
Cast of Vices Handcuff Braclet
A unique way to take a bedroom mentality into the real world.
Hail Nails Gothrotica Collection
Buy it now at Hail Nails, $45
Rich colors and erotica-inspired names like Fetish Fund, Lust Butter, and Sapphire Smut will have her feeling some type of way.
Affaire 10 Stockings
Wolford is the gold standard for hosiery. These thigh-highs feel as luxurious as they look, and are just as great at complimenting lingerie as they are alone.
MVO Body Oil, Rose + Neroli
Buy it now at Marie Veronique Organics, $80
A tempting scent that feels luxe on the skin. Offer to put it on her before bed.
The Burlesque Bralette and Knicker
Buy it now at Honeydew Intimates, $46
Honeydew strikes the perfect balance between tempress and ingenue. She'll appreciate that.
Nars Orgasm Blush
Put a little color in her cheeks, even when you're not around to do it yourself.
Moto Oud Eau De Parfum
When leather and spice come together, the result is undeniably alluring.
Louise Shrunken Robe and Eve Sleep Undies
Buy it now at Sleepy Jones, Robe, $225; Undies $54
An unabashedly feminine print that shows some thigh.
Peacock Juliette Bra and Thong
Buy it now at Naja, $65
The intricate peacock print is as flattering as it is beautiful. You'll both win with these.
Doll House Locket
Delicate and made for holding secrets, this locket will leave her smitten.
Aphrodisiac Cooking Class
Buy it now at Sex on the Table, Classes, $120; Condiments, $9
If you live in NYC, we encourage you to take her to this aphrodisiac cooking class. Chef Fed leads couples through classes with knowledge and humor, ensuring the experience is as romantic as it is legitimately sexy (and ends with a meal that seduces the senses). Can't make it to the class? Try starting the day with the aptly-named "Sex on the Table" condiments, instead.
The Feminine Mystique T-Shirt
Buy it now at Out of Print, $28
Encouraging her inner-feminist is always a good look.
Ozo Incense Pyres
The potent floral scent of this incense adds an air of mystery that sets the mood like a candle never could. Be prepared to make this an every-night ritual.
Ida Couple's Massager
The Ida is so clever, it's almost incomprehensible. A hands-free vibrator that's controlled by a motion-sensitive remote? It seems too wonderful to actually exist, but we assure you—it's real, and most importantly, it works. She wears it during sex, it hits spots your penis cannot, and she orgasms. Can it all be so simple? Yes, yes it can.
