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Sure, Valentine's Day is about love. But it's also about sex. Lots of wild sex.
In truth, you only need three things to succeed tomorrow—dinner reservations, a quality bouquet of flowers, and something sexy. The rest is superfluous.
Buy something tiny and mischievous, preferably in a crimson color, and wrap it elaborately. She'll be grinning widely, and you'll fall asleep satisfied. Yes, in that way.
Win her over with these: 10 Sexy Things You Should Buy Her This Valentine's Day.
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Jimmyjane Form 3
Perfect For: A woman who finds sex toys impersonal.
Buy It Here: $145
It's hard to grasp exactly what you're looking at when you behold the Form 3. So, we'll tell you. It's a vibrator, and it's as intimate as it is powerful. Form 3's award-winning design is not just based on the fact that it looks like it could double as art, but on the incredibly novel way it allows you to bring her pleasure. The mouse-shaped toy is made of silicone, which allows it to act as an extension of your own hand. She can feel your fingertips, and your fingertips are vibrating. Need we say more?
Bordelle Gia Bra and Thong
Perfect For: A woman who likes being in control.
Buy It Here: Bra, $205; Thong, $82
There is nothing demure about Bordelle's dominatrix-inspired design. Bows are cute, but it's all of those straps and mesh that will bring out her assertive side. Purchase, and be prepared to be pushed around.
Lelo Titani 2
Perfect For: A woman who can't orgasm from penetration alone.
Buy It Here: $159
The Titani 2 is so clever, it's almost incomprehensible. A hands-free vibrator that's controlled by a motion-sensitive remote? It seems too wonderful to actually exist, but we assure you—it's real, and most importantly, it works. She wears it during sex, it hits spots your penis cannot, and she orgasms. Can it all be so simple? Yes, yes it can.
Wolford Stay-Ups
Perfect For: The woman who wants to feel sexy day and night.
Buy It Here: $49
Wolford is the gold standard for hosiery. These thigh-highs feel as luxurious as they look, and are just as great at complimenting lingerie as they are alone. With heels, preferably.
Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Set
Perfect For: A reserved woman itching to let out her inner-freak.
Buy It Here: $119
Misbehaving is no fun without consequences. Lelo's Dare Me helps enforce the latter with silk restraints (that can double as blindfolds), Ben Wa balls, and, a suede whip. Think of it as S&M 101 with a luxe twist.
Kiki De Montparnasse Lace Inset Balconnet Bra and Thong
Perfect For: A lady on the streets and a freak in the bed.
Buy It Here: Bra, $350; Thong, $225
There is lingerie, and then there is Kiki De Montparnasse. Purchasing run-of-the-mill unmentionables is risky, but rich red silk set with black lace is capable of wooing both demure and adventurous women alike.
Crave Duet
Perfect For: The woman who wants all-luxe-everything.
Buy It Here: $149
The Crave Duet is the equivalent of a luxury vacation for her vagina. For one, its sleek, subtle design will give her an indulgent feeling before she even pulls it out of its leather case. And then she'll turn it on. Those prongs may look intimidating, but they're capable of cradling her clitoris in a way no human ever could. The vibration is intense and focused, and she will be overwhelmed. But mostly she'll just be grateful to you.
As an added bonus, the silicone tip detaches from the metal body to reveal a USB. Yes, you can charge this on your computer, and the LUX version even has 8Gb of storage for "secret" files. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Maison Close Les Romantiques
Perfect For: A woman who's as classy as she is kinky.
Buy It Here: $68
Glamorous and handcuffs are rarely used in the same sentence. But, Masion Close pearl handcuffs, complete with gilded chain, make the impossible possible. She'll feel fancy and fiesty at the same damn time.
Bordelle Tutu Waspie
Perfect For: A woman who likes playing dress-up for you.
Buy It Here: $510
Tutus may inspire visions of innocence, but Bordelle's tulle peplum is only a cover for hip-hugging elastic and exposed 18k gold zippers in the front and back. Her sinless demeanor is all an act, and you both know it, but this get-up lets her play both sides of the fence.
Jimmyjane Hello Touch
Perfect For: A woman who can't be bothered with sex toys.
Buy It Here: $65
At first glance, it's hard to believe this futuristic-looking device could provide a woman pleasure. But trust, it does. Unlike other lame fingertip vibrators you can cop at the pharmacy, Jimmyjane is equipped with two finger-pads that are each covered with soft silicone. The Hello Touch lives up to its name; it feels like a natural extension of your touch. For a woman who has said she wishes you had more hands, this is the gift that keeps giving. It also gets extra points for making you appear as though you're a robot. Unintentional cosplay at its finest.