Hotels You Need to Have Sex in Before You Die

Tired of vanilla moves and missionary position on your scratchy Target sheets? If you're too old to engage in group sex at a seedy hostel in Amsterdam and too young to be groping your hospice nurse in Florida, make it your mission to travel around the world spreading your message of sweet lovin' to those in need.

Get your freak on and find your favorite sexual flavor in an igloo, a silver mine, an incredible infinity pool, or on a hamster wheel at one of these 25 Hotels to Have Sex in Before You Die.

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Where: Germany
Address: Stralauer Allee 3
Website: nhow-hotels.com/berlin
Sexiest feature: The recording studio

Want to live out all your rock star/groupie fantasies? Nhow Berlin caters to that in extravagant form. The hotel calls itself Europe's first music hotel and is probably modeled after hotels like the Hard Rock, but instead of being littered with rock paraphernalia it's decorated in a modern, dynamic style as fluid and graphic as an iPod ad. Fittingly, iPod docs are included in every vibrantly-appointed room and there is a music manager on staff for all your sonic needs. Which at Nhow Berlin is a lot. The hotel regularly houses famous musicians on tour, but it also has two high-end recording studios where names like Erykah Badu and Jessie J have worked. For songwriters, you can order a keyboard or a guitar from the super solicitous room service in case you feel inspired. The hotel claims to be located between MTV and Universal, making it a great place for music professionals, but also for kinky weirdoes that like to pretend their music's hottest new sex symbol or get off on pretending their an up-and-coming rock star to clueless locals.

Where: Sweden
Address: Drottning Christinas väg 4
Website: salasilvergruva.se
Sexiest feature: The mine

Whistle while you work it in the bedroom. The story of Snow White and her seven dwarfs always struck us as kinky when we were kids and now you can re-enact any mine action that raven-haired princess-in-disguise was getting by Dopey, Bashful, or Doc. The Sala Silvermine suite is cold and damp, but bedecked in the same dazzling metallic one would find if they were hammering away at walls instead of their wife. The mine used to produce about three tons of silver every year, all by hand, and that manual labor is reflected in the cool cavernous walls that can only be accessed by a mine lift shaft. Another fun role playing game you can play in the completely sunless cave? Vampires. Although, now that we think of it, Snow White has the same general look of most storybook vampires and she awoke from the dead with a kiss. Something to think about.

Where: Greece
Address: Konstantinou Paleologou Ia 2
Website: katikies.com
Sexiest feature: The immaculateness

Imagine being surrounded by crystalline waters of the purest azure blue and flawless white open architecture, expanding into the horizon like low-laying clouds. The villas at Katikies, seven sacred suites, conjure up fantasies about where the Greek gods might have dwelled and dreamed in their Olympus digs. Sitting sweetly on the cliffs of Oia on Santorini Island, Katikies was designed to mimic Cycladic architecture, but we imagine Zeus perving out on humans below as he watched them from his heavenly perch. The immaculateness of the environment and the design makes it a tantalizing place to consecrate with all your profane ideas. The Greek gods weren't saints and with dazzling demonstrations of celestial beauty brought to earth like Katikies, we mere mortals can see why.

Where: Canada
Address: 9530 Rue de la Faune
Website: hoteldeglace-canada.com
Sexiest feature: The slide

Some of the hottest babes are the ice queens. With their steely eyes and flawless porcelain faces, they entrap with sharp, icy dagger right through men's hearts. If you've managed to warm the lion (and heart) of one of these cold-blooded women, take her to the Hotel de Glace in Duchesnay outside of Quebec City in Canada. The 36-room hotel is made completely of snow and ice and always kept at -5 degrees Celsius. Each room is unique and may feature art such as polar bears, mermaids, and Grecian columns all carved from snow and ice. Before you get steamy in the bedroom, you fuel the fire inside of you with shots in glasses made completely of ice and, if you're sneaky, you can drunkenly sex it up while sliding down the ice slide in what is purported to be the world's biggest igloo.

Where: USA
Address: North Tom Darlington Drive
Website: theboulders.com
Sexiest feature: The golfing

Surrounded by an amber-tined enclave of arid desert 12-million-year-old boulders and two Jay Morrish championship golf course, The Boulders is a luxury resort created for the middle-aged yuppies of Scottsdale looking for respite, but artfully manmade to mimic the natural beauty around it. Sexy sporty couples who stay at the five bedroom Villa Retreat can spend their days basking in the Sonoran Desert sun and chipping away at golf ball while they spend their nights boinking in their private infinity edge pool under the desert stars. It's almost a guarantee that by the end of the trip multiple balls will be handled.

Where: France
Address: 31 Avenue George V
Website: fourseasons.com/paris
Sexiest feature: The service

Want to get serviced? They say that one of the most romantic cities in the world is Paris. The Four Seasons, Hotel George V is the epitome of French opulence. The lavish lobby is ensconced in an Art Deco white-stone building circa 1928 that has suites that almost touch the tops of the Eiffel Tower. The rich wood paneling and quintessentially French décor are highlight by fresh flowers that invite travel tired bodies in with their relaxing aroma, but according to international reviewers the best thing about Hotel George V is the sublime service. French people might be all about amour, but they also have a reputation for being mean to Americans. Apparently, this isn't the case here. You are greeted with welcome vibes and baller rooms with impeccable attention to detail. According to one Yelp review, a guest had left her book open on the bed and a maid came in and put a Four Seasons bookmark in the book while she was gone. Talk about being spoiled.

Where: St. Lucia
Address: Jalousle
Website: ladera.com
Sexiest feature: The view

When an animal can perch on the thick limbs at the tippy-top of a tree, he advertises himself as powerful over the natural dominion below him. Whether that animal is a stealth-eyed jungle cat or a buff babe like Tarzan, the treehouse vibe of beautiful Ladera in St. Lucia will make any man feel like he can swing from branch to branch 1,100 feet above the Caribbean Sea like he rules the world. Gorgeously appointed two-story, three-walled rooms that are open to the elements and include outdoor showers and a private plunge pool for kinky wet monkey fun overlook the Piton Mountains. The only thing that might be missing is your Jane, but we're pretty sure if you offer any woman a luxurious trip to Ladera you'll be able to swing it.

Where: Spain
Address: Av de América, 41
Website: hoteles-silken.com/hoteles/puerta-america-madrid
Sexiest feature: The novelty

When things are getting a little boring in the bedroom, the solution is oftentimes to mix it up. The Hotel Silken Puerta America does that with electrifying creative energy. The architectural and artistic feats at the Hotel Silken Puerta America in Madrid are not only striking, but stimulating. Each floor of the hotel is designed by different artists to create a unique experience on each level that "invites people to dream." The hotel vacillates from bright colors and tropical textures on one floor, to minimalist all-white, to an eclectic glam that is showcased on the modern exterior. If you were to stay in a different room every night, you could also have a totally different sexual experience every night but stay in the same hotel you had the first one. It's trippy, but that seems like the concept that Hotel Silken Puerta America is trying to successfully accomplish.

Where: USA
Address: 4321 W Flamingo Rd.
Website: palms.com
Sexiest feature: The price tag

Sin City a/k/a Las Vegas is a district of the world known most for its denizens living in a depressive decadence. They're either stripping-and-sipping to make a dime to stop being just a dime or harboring addictions to gambling, sex, alcohol, drugs, or all of the above. But ballers with buckets of champagne and cash to burn have called many a penthouse suite home during the last six decades and the Palms Resort has garnered a reputation for reminding us that over-the-top luxury can be fun in really expensive moderation. While the Palms Resort boasts a bunch of pricey suites, the most extreme is their Hugh Hefner Sky Villa. The 9,000-square-foot party pad is two floors of debauchery with a mock grotto and indoor waterfall like the Playboy Mansion, a massage room, rooms for just about everything else, and a bunny stamped across the giant pool. Actually Bunnies are not included, but if you're shelling out $40,000 a night to stay in the iconic suite, you probably won't have any trouble convincing a few of them to enjoy the breathtaking view with you. Breakfast not included.

Where: USA
Address: 108 E Superior St.
Website: peninsula.com/Chicago
Sexiest feature: The Spa

Big city businesspeople oftentimes don't have time to jet off to some exotic locale and have miniature monkeys nibble a lifetime worth of stress off their toes, but The Peninsula Chicago Spa offers an urban retreat so tranquilizing that a Zagat Survey of Top US Hotels, Resorts, and Spas named the sublime poolside refuge as the top in the country. A large cerulean pool is flanked by floor-to-ceiling wood-framed glass windows that overlook the city, mimicking the industrial architecture. The hotel itself is the sophisticated glam you'd expect from Chicago, but the spa is a lot more serene. It offers pricey massages of all kinds including aromatherapy, flavored spa waters, and pretty much every other spa service. After spending a day getting rubbed down by some first-class fingers and lounging by that pool, who wouldn't want to melt away together in some Egyptian cotton sheets?

Where: India
Address: Jawaharlal Nehru Rd.
Website: oberoihotels.com
Sexiest feature: The history

Worship your goddess at the Oberoi Grand in Kolkata, the City of Joy. Known for their decadent hotels throughout India, the Oberoi Kolkata is a resplendent masterpiece of old world England and traditional Indian meets modern affects. This Victorian-style hotel doesn't just hearken back to the colonial days; it was built 125 years ago. The lobby is filled with lilies and rooms are appointed with classical furniture including four-poster beds that you can shackle your love goddess to while smoothing Ayurvedic lotion over her body. Over a hundred years ago, prime ministers and royalty probably did the same thing with their lovers in the spacious rooms. Make your own history and leave your love vibes in one of the 214 rooms for years to come.

Where: Thailand
Address: 229 Moo 1, Chiang Saen
Website: goldentriangle.anantara.com
Sexiest feature: The elephants

Elephants are loyal and loving creatures that supposedly symbolize strength, honor, and patience. They are family-oriented and they are purportedly "cosmic creatures" that can carry the world on their backs. Whether you believe in that or not, you can impress you sex toy with that knowledge as you ride these elephants through the hills of Laos and Myanmar at the gorgeously exotic Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort. Besides the amazing emerald-green locale and open-air rooms with sweeping views across the tranquil valleys, Anantara comes with an all-inclusive package of meals and the opportunity to trek through the jungle on a peaceful pachyderm. You might not see an elephant fly, but if you take your lady here, you'll be sky high later on that night.

Where: Jamaica
Address: 144 One Love Drive
Website: islandoutpost.com/hotels-and-villas/the-caves
Sexiest feature: The caves

Carved into the limestone cliff of Negril on Jamaica's west coast, The Caves are private Vila cottages over a maze of sea caves. Steps from your cottage lead to these cavernous holes, beckoning you to jump in feet first. Cartoons and common legend report that cavemen dragged their lovers by the hair into their lairs. This sort of foreplay isn't recommended unless you are both into that sort of thing and have an appropriate safe word. However, at The Caves Resort in Jamaica, it's safe to say that you'll get inspired to go primitive.

Where: United Arab Emirates
Address: Al Ras Al Akhdar
Website: kempinski.com/en/abudhabi/emirates-palace/welcome
Sexiest feature: The decadence

If you get off on power tripping, live like a King at the Emirates Palace is Abu Dhabi. We didn't even know this rating existed, but the palatial palace is a seven-star luxury hotel that cost over 5 billion dollars to create. In includes a private beach, acres of gardens, and lavish suites resplendent with gold and marble. There is a magically-decorated spa that looks like you've crawled into a more sophisticated version of a harem holding room, two giant temperature controlled pools, and of course, camel rides. Because a real king of the desert needs his humped fleet to convince the ladies that humping is at his command.

Where: Fiji
Address: Undisclosed Location
Website: poseidonresorts.com
Sexiest feature: The possibility

Something's a little fishy about the Poseidon Undersea Resort. To be fair, this hotel doesn't completely exist yet. It was in the process of being built and even has a website and Wikipedia page, but apparently ran into some location issues kept it from opening in 2008. 150,000 people have already "registered to make reservations" for the undersea resort that was once situated near a private island in Fiji. Pictures show lavish aquatic-themed rooms that are like sleeping in a giant aquarium. Fishes and sharks all pressing against the glass to what you cozy up to your mermaid girl. 70 percent of the Poseidon Undersea Resort is made up of acrylic glass, which basically means you are relaxing in a giant fish bowl. If the project happens, couples will have to spend $30,000 for two nights underwater which includes four nights on land and a chartered plane flight to the very private location. So far, no underwater hotel of such magnitude exists, but thinking about the possibility of sticking your triton in something Poseidon style is pretty titillating.

Where: Sweden
Address: Marknadsvägen 63
Website: icehotel.com
Sexiest feature: The temperature

Ever wonder why Santa is so red and jolly? Make your lover melt Mrs. Claus style with a trip to the Ice Hotel in Sweden. If you can't warm her up while embraced by a thermal sleeping bag on an ice block bed that is covered with reindeer skins, you're doing something wrong. While at Sweden's Ice Hotel and staying in the -8 degrees Celsius rooms, you'll be surrounded by ice and snow art work and served hot ligonberry juice in bed every morning. Later in the night, you can visit the ABSOLUT ICEBAR which features ice-cold vodka in ice-cold cups. Enjoy it while it lasts because the Ice Hotel is made from the Torne River and its lifespan is totally fluid. Every year a new Ice Hotel is built from new frozen river water making your dirty experience the cleanest it can possibly be.

Where: France
Address: 2 Rue Malherbe
Website: uncoinchezsoi.net/#/villes/nantes/la_villa_hamster
Sexiest feature: The hamster wheel

Role playing just got super weird. If you have furry tendencies or get turned on by chewing tasteless pellets while spinning around in a hamster wheel, French architect Frederic Tabary's Hamster Villa will have you wiggling your invisible tail with bucktoothed glee. The "hotel" is only one room, but it provides everything a giant human-sized hamster would need including a water spigot that is foot activated, a wood-chipped bathroom, a trough sink, and of course, a hamster wheel for your rodent-esque exercise (and lovemaking) pleasure. All of this can be done while wearing a hamster mask naked to complete the creepy-cute experience.

Where: USA
Address: 1 Kayenta Rd.
Website: amanresorts.com/amangiri
Sexiest feature: The exclusivity

Come to the land where polygamy isn't completely shunned with a pocket full of green and some sort of VIP status, because the Amangiri Resort in Canyon Point, Utah is almost impossible to book. The 600-acre "peaceful mountain" hideaway in the middle of nowhere has 34 suites surrounded by extreme security and the barren beauty of camel-colored sands. Hot tubs sparkle across the bone-dry landscape like glittery mirages, encased by natural rocks jutting out of the horizon for privacy. In fact, everything at Amangiri is so private; you could probably go for days making love amongst the rattlesnake bones with nothing but the winds as your sexing soundtrack.

Where: France
Address: 20 Rue Berthollet, Paris
Website: sevenhotelparis.com
Sexiest feature: The James Bond Suite

The Seven Hotel in Paris is called thus because it has exactly seven themed suites. You can pretend to be Alice going down the rabbit hole or revel in the decadence of Marie Antoinette, but the sexiest suite is the 007 Suite which celebrates everything James Bond. If you like your life a little mod, "shaken not stirred," and have fantasized about being brought to the brink of death by the poisoned lipstick of a sexy foreign spy, the 007 Suite was made for all your erotic antics. Designed by Agence Bastie, the '60s-themed room blends badass Bond art with futuristic mod graphics. Included are a golden toilet for your classy behind, a giant shower stall that would fit all the Bond girls at once, and an endless mirror for you to pose and point your big gun in.

Where: USA
Address: 2 Earthship Way, Tres Piedras
Website: earthship.com
Sexiest feature: Being "green"

Hippies roll their eyes at pricey excess or grotesque displays of monetary grandeur that could have been used to help starving or suffering children in third world countries. But hippies need vacations too, which is why renting a funky, fully-sustainable home courtesy of the environmentally-conscientious geo-geeks Earthship Biotecture in the arid expanses of New Mexico is where it's at. While all the homes have Wi-Fi, which is almost as necessary as breathing these days, they are meant to encourage an off-grid lifestyle. All of them have growing food you can partake in and a design that makes them blend seamlessly into the environment around them. The 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom Phoenix home even has a jungle greenhouse, fish pond, and birds so that you can feel fully connected to the earth while spreading your seed.

Where: Italy
Address: Via Narciso, 59, 70044 Polignano A Mare Province of Bari
Website: grottapalazzese.it
Sexiest feature: The yonic restaurant

Symbolism is an intoxicating aphrodisiac that only the woozy luxury of fine wine and hand-crafted carbs in an Italian cave surrounded by the mermaid-finned green of the Adriatic can surpass. Grotta Palazzese is a dutiful 4-star hotel, but the bedroom action isn't as appealing as making love in the sand hidden under the rocky edges of a cave carved out by the most fecund of feminine entities: Mama Earth. Looking over the precipice of the grotto into the abyss is a root chakra satisfying yonic experience. The olive oil soaked friselle won't be the only thing dripping with a tasty natural lubricant and, if you're lucky, will only be an appetizer for the main course later.

Where: France
Address: 13190 Allauch
Website: attrap-reves.com
Sexiest feature: The voyeurism

For the pervs, voyeurs, and wilderness freaks, there is Attrap'Rêves. The clear plastic bubble hotel rooms mimic an igloo amongst the French forests, but are less about keeping warm and more about appealing to the eco-friendly, yet artistic European yupsters. Designer Pierre Stephane created the pods to serve as a simple translucent shield against the elements that also let visitors connect with nature. While Attrap'Rêves offers frosted bubbles if you need more privacy, what's the fun in that? Part of the erotic appeal of boning in a bubble under the stars is the kinky delight that anyone can see you.

Where: United Kingdom
Address: 75 Wycombe End, Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire
Website: crazybeargroup.co.uk
Sexiest feature: End of bed bathtubs

"Gold all in my chain. Gold all in my ring. All gold everything." If Liberace and Trinidad James designed a hotel together, the over-the-top opulence of such a fantastical creation couldn't rival the gaudy grandeur of the Crazy Bear Hotel. Chandeliers trill with prismatic crystals, 24-carat gold leaf ensconces the staircase, and tactile surfaces of velvet, fur, and leather provide about as much sensory deprivation as a Parisian bordello. Beds in each room are flagrantly ostentatious; solid gilded masterpieces built to look like history has been made under the silky sheets and each mattress spring is all the better for it. Some rooms have giant sunken tubs at the end of the bed, so you can just roll from the puddle of your love juices into an erotic bubble bath made for two, or maybe more if you're ambitious.