If your bucket list currently includes cliche quasi-risks like skydiving and running for office, you need to reassess your commitment to adventure.
What is real excitement, you ask? It's having sex in strange places where the possibility of acquiring a ticket for public indecency is not only possible, it's nearly guaranteed. It's embracing your inner-exhibitionist and silencing your more square sensibilities.
Make your bucket list a little more salacious with these 50 Places to Have Sex Before You Die.
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50. On a hovercraft.
49. In the parking garage at the airport.
48. With the woman of your dreams out in London as she screams.
47. In public at Gathering of the Juggalos.
46. In Zilker Park during the ACL Festival.
45. On a parade float while it's in motion.
44. On a bear rug in front of a fireplace.
43. On a pile of money.
42. In an igloo.
41. On a volcano.
40. In a pool of Jello.
39. In a tiger cage.
38. In a coffin.
37. On a glacier.
36. On a pirate ship.
35. On the Aztec ruins in front of the gods.
34. In a bouncy house.
33. In the cockpit of an arcade flying game.
32. In a shootout with the police after robbing a bank.
31. In the Gobi Desert.
30. On a horse.
29. In Wyoming while shepherding.
28. In a vintage car on a sinking ship.
27. On someone else's kitchen counter.
26. In the midst of a civil war.
25. On a ferris wheel.
24. Underwater in the ocean.
23. In the endzone of your favorite team's stadium.
22. In a VW bug.
21. At your enemy's wedding.
20. On the Chuckie Cheese stage.
19. While inside a barrel going over Niagra Falls.
18. On a boat.
17. In your office.
16. In the movies.
15. In a dune buggy.
14. On an airplane.
13. On a ski-lift or gondola.
12. On a cop car.
11. Inside In-N-Out Burger.
10. In CBGB's bathroom (especially considering it's now a John Varvatos).
9. On the Great Wall of China.
8. On the observation deck of the Empire State Building.
7. In your high school cafeteria.
In a treehouse.
5. In a NYC taxi.
4. In space.
3. On it's a Small World in Magic Kingdom, Orlando, Florida.
2. On your parents' bed.
1. In the Oval Office.
