This Train Full of Dogs Is Literally the Only Thing That Matters on the Internet Anymore

Guys, guys, guys, forget about Pizza Rat, forget EVERYTHING. This dog train is literally all that matters anymore. An 80-year-old man named Eugene Bostick in Fort Worth, Texas started taking care of abandoned dogs when he noticed people were dumping their pets in a barn he shares with his brother. Over the years he has not only fed them and taken care of them, but he's also come up with this totally fun and adorable way to take these rescued pups on adventures. Alas, the DOG TRAIN was born. Woof, woof all aboard! Watch this video if your heart can handle it:

"One day I was out and I seen this guy with a tractor who attached these carts to pull rocks. I thought, 'Dang, that would do for a dog train,'" Bostick told The Dodo. He adds, "Whenever they hear me hooking the tractor up to it, man, they get so excited. They all come running and jump in on their own. They're ready to go." AY DIOS MIO THAT IS TOO CUTE TO HANDLE!!!

Until Buzzfeed comes up with the inevitable "WHICH TRAIN DOG ARE YOU?" quiz, let's take a closer look...

Are you this one:

Or maybe this very lit dog?

Is this you and bae?

Or, my personal favorite, this happy QT: