7 Times Mariah Carey Proved She Knows What TF She's Doing on Twitter

The elusive chanteuse has been leaving her trail of glitter sass across Twitter for nearly a decade.

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In Mariah Carey’s Twitter bio, her location is tagged as “Citizen of the World Dahhhling.” It’s likely the most humble statement she could fathom, but it’s still a flex—because Mariah, sweet children, is a queen. She is a diva. She is the queen diva. And we have no choice but to address her as such. She knows her worth and encourages women everywhere to know their own, and she inspires us by inspiring herself. A true legend. 

Over the weekend, Mariah broke the internet with one simple tweet. Some were taken by complete surprise that Mariah, the Elusive Chanteuse, had the ability to make a funny online. But if you've been paying attention to Mariah, you know she loves to crack jokes—and half the time, it's at her own expense. If you're unfamiliar with Mariah's sense of humor, fret not: we have you covered.

If you then you don't
don't love deserve
me at my me at my pic.twitter.com/pvDwOOvJsM

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) April 8, 2018

Its funny when haters get on here and think they're irking me when it actually makes me lmao and appreciate everyone else that much more.

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) June 11, 2009

A friend called and asked me to do brunch. Come on.. I don't do brunch, it's daytime!! I suggested linner instead 😂☕ (definition: a late dinner!) #linneristhenewbrunch

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 6, 2018

"That was ONE TIME!!!" (Name that 🎥) 😂💖 https://t.co/TIi15t3rit

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) March 22, 2018

..Someone was disturbed by the lack of perfect grammar in my tweets.
For the record, its a tweet, not a thesis,dear.
I tweet on!

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) March 31, 2009

Shit happens 😩 Have a happy and healthy new year everybody!🎉 Here's to making more headlines in 2017 😂 pic.twitter.com/0Td8se57jr

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 1, 2017

Found my tea! 🍵 pic.twitter.com/r5EIIbT5Zw

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 1, 2018

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