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Craigslist offers many things—Internet "romance," apartment rental listings, job postings, and for-hire services. And among the list is its robust e-marketplace. From electronics and auto parts to jewelry and furniture, Craigslist users buy and sell anything and everything. Literally. Don't believe us? Here we've picked The 20 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Craigslist. A word to the wise: spend your money wisely. Or better yet, not at all.
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Antique Hand Crank Womens Vibrating Adult Toy
Price: Not specified
Grandma got it in.
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Magical Horse
Price: "if you have any albino chickens we may be able to negotiate. Or 800 dollars worth of Fred Meyers gift cards so I can continue to buy horseradish for my other horse"
Just how magical is this horse?
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Belly Button Lint
Price: "will trade for muscle car, harley, rifles gold coins work also or make cash offer"
Thanks but no thanks. We've got our own.
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Human Soul
Price: Not specified
What the Black Friday discount, though?
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Dresser Possessed By Ex-Girlfriend
Price: "sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $150"
"Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards." Dude might want to listen to some Drizzy.
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Idiot Dog
Price: "$20 to cover cost of electric training collar"
We're not familiar with North American Black and Tan Jackasses. What breed is that?
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Action Figures
Price: $15 each or 5 for $50
For the dudes still crushing on Sarah Michelle Gellar this is for you.
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Totally Awesome Kimball Organ
Price: Best offer or "trade for a cute puppy"
Bach would be proud, no doubt.
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1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104
Price: "Valued at $1.7 billion, willing to take offers"
Uh, is this legal?
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Hipster Tires
Price: $15 or best offer
Hipsters know how to drive?
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Coffee Table of the Gods
Price: "$7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White"
"The majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity." Naturally.
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Pain In The A** Mini Donkey
Price: Not specified
Only the finest hay for this donkey.
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Morrissey Shrine
Price: Not specified
Morrissey is the man and all, but a shrine?
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Demon Gypsy Couch
Price: "haul it away, you must before it takes my life" aka Free!
Does this lovely poem come with the couch?
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Lifetime Supply of Hot Sauce
Price: "trade for something equally awesome"
Yes, yes, and yes.
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Uncertain Tin Foil
Price: Not specified
Tupperware might be a better investment. Just saying.
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Shrunken Pet Head Amulet
Price: $100
Wait, what?
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Haunted 1960s Coffee Grinder
Price: "Free! with caveats"
It's haunted, but ... "if you use a French press, you're in hipster coffee heaven."
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Butt Pumpkin
Price: Free
Somewhere Tahiry is smiling.
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Ugly Mean Cat
Price: Free
Because a cute nice cat would be too much responsibility, right?
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