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Starting a conversation with a total stranger can make just about anyone a little nervous--especially if you find the person attractive. So in an attempt to reconnect missed opportunities for love, Craigslist established "Missed Connections" as a safe haven to correspond with the person you were too afraid to speak to. While some posts are heartfelt, others are completely and undeniably hilarious. Here, we've complied the funniest missed connections from Craigslist.
Hospital Stay
Date: 7/24/2012
Love knows no color, age, or mental state.
Sl*t That Lives on Diamond Ave in South Pasadena
Date: 4/7/2013
Should we be alarmed that he knows where you live?
Crazy Lady at Safeway Checkstand Yelling About Candied Yams
Date: 4/7/2012
Because who doesn't get turned on by a crazy-mouthed woman yelling about yams?
I Have Mouse Blood Running Through My Veins
Date: 3/16/2013
Is that the same thing as Tiger blood?
You are my D-------The Mute Girl
Date: 3/21/2013
Love is blind, and apparently mute too.
Discreet BJ in Your Hotel Room
Date: 2/22/2013
Someone you can bring home to mom.
Man With Alopecia at the 76 Street Station
Date: 4/6/2013
At least he knows what condition you have.
You Put Midget P**n In My Mailbox
Date: 3/2/2010
To each his own, bro.
Stripper's At Denny's
Date: 4/3/2013
If there was ever a way to work up an appetite.
F**king Talk to Me Already!
Date: 4/7/2013
Somebody show this chick some love.
To the Pretty Woman On the G Who Threw Up On Me
Date: 9/9/2012
"But when your head popped up from your lap to vomit outwards, I knew you were the real deal." Uh ... ok.
I Was Wearing Headphones, And I Farted
Date: 1/6/2013
That she rated your fart a 9.0 is proof she's a keeper.
To The Girl Who Attempted a B&E This Morning
Date: 12/19/2012
A crime of passion, no doubt.
Girl Peeing In The Woods
Date: 2/6/2013
R. Kelly, is that you?
You Sentenced Me to 25 to Life For Murder
Date: 3/9/2013
"I wanted to say something but they took me away before I could give you my number. Anyway, I'd love to grab some coffee when I get out." If there was ever a time: YOLO.
Sirens - Girl With Prosthestic Knee (Leg?)
Date: 7/18/2010
Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Met You During Bank Robbery
Date: 4/18/2010
When you know, you know.
The Girl With the Quaker Oats Tattoo And Camel Toe
Date: 9/25/2009
New Yorkers are a special bunch.
When You Dropped Your Bible I Saw Your Thong
Date: 3/5/2013
There are so many things wrong with this we don't even know where to begin.
Gallons of Wolf S*men
Date: 6/16/2012
We don't even want to know.
