Resort Porn: Il San Pietro Di Positano In Positano, Italy

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

May 20, 2011

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Play on some of the fanciest courts this side of Wimbledon. Sampras couldn't handle this, son.

This is just straight Live-like-a-pope lodging right here.

It's pretty dope knowing you'll wake up in that room with that view.

Here's the dinning area of the resort's main restaurant where you can get some fancy Italian food. We haven't eaten here, yet, but it's probably safe to assume the food is better here than the food at our all time favorite Italian restaurant, Sbarro.

Tell us swimming in this pool wouldn't feel like swimming in a pool in Heaven? OK, we're exaggerating a little bit. It's more like swimming in God's sink.

Here's an outside view of God's sink.

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