It’s hard to find a quality public restroom in New York City. Any New Yorker has horror stories about waiting in gargantuan Starbucks bathroom lines after walking half a mile just to find an operational public loo. It's even harder to find a great bathroom to have sex in. Bar bathrooms are too dirty. Coffee shop bathrooms are too small. Bodega bathrooms are too nonexistent. Don't worry, you lustful lavatory freaks are in luck. The Complex City Guide Team has done the heavy lifting (and grunting) for you. We've assembled a fine collection of New York City bathrooms for all of your sexual needs. From quaint coffee shops to lavish hotels, from dive bars to toy stores, we can offer you a bathroom to suit even your wildest tryst needs. Save yourself cab fare and check out the Best Bathrooms in NYC to Have Sex In.
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5. Dave and Buster's
Location: 234 W. 42nd St.
Privacy: 10/2 (Pre/Post-Happy Hour)
Special (or kinky) feature: You can bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "Whack-A-Mole" in this bar/arcade/sex bathroom.
Any great bathroom offers flexibility. Only bathroom sex connoisseurs know this, but here's a tip: Dave & Busters opens at 11:00 a.m. If you pop in any time before happy hour, the arcade and the bathroom will be largely empty, primed for a private afternoon delight. This means you can play all the games you like before hitting the arcade. If the risk of getting caught titillates you, wait until the sun sets and risk getting walked in on by tourists, participants in the Madame Tussaud's Staff Holiday party and Beyoncé, apparently.