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Intro
When it comes to online dating, matchmaking havens like Match.com and eHarmony run the show. However, some consider both outlets best fit for more...conservative romantics, and are looking for one that best suits their eccentricities. Several dating sites have popped up over the course of time to fill that—and every other—niche need, forming anomalous communities that cater towards a specific demographic or fetish. Inmate programs, vampires, and even diaperism—it’s pretty shocking to see the number of singles flocking to these widely bizarre dating domains. If you think of your self as more of a moderate dater category, make sure to stay away from the 10 Weirdest Online Dating Sites.
Farmers Only
Farmers Only
URL: www.FarmersOnly.com
With a tagline that reads “Because city folk just don’t get it,” you’d expect the crowd on FarmersOnly.com to be nothing but slack-jawed yokels and hillbillies. Well, close. The site is aimed towards farmers, ranchers, animal lovers, and “country folk with traditional values,” and claims responsibility for at least one wedding a week. Half of which we presume involve a shotgun.
Vampire Passions
Vampire Passions
URL: www.VampirePassions.com
The dating and social networking site takes one’s love of vampirism to the extreme by pairing users up with other lovers of the undead. You can choose between two different types of vamps (sanguine or psychic), or be matched with other subscribers who enjoy the same blood type as you. Edward Cullen got people trippin.
Positive Singles
Positive Singles
As trite as it sounds, the only thing positive about Positive Singles is the STD results of its subscriber base. This dating service is reserved for singles suffering from Herpes, HPV, and HIV/AIDS, which promises to keep their identity 100 percent anonymous and private from online eavesdroppers. Consider this a PSA to practice safe sex and stay clean, fellas.
Diaper Mates
Diaper Mates
URL: www.DiaperMates.com
Those of you literally seeking a pampered soul mate might develop a taste for this site. Diaper Mates lets you meet and interact with adults who share a sick fetish of taking photos in a pair of Huggies instead of standard underwear or sexy lingerie.
My Free Implants
My Free Implants
Imagine paying for a woman’s new chest in hopes of building a connection with them online. That’s My Free Implants for you. The so-called dating site accepts donations for its members boob jobs and recommends surgeons from across the globe to perform the procedure—with the only guarantee being “everlasting gratitude in exchange.” That’s some sucker shit right there.
No Longer Lonely
No Longer Lonely
You never know what nut jobs you’ll meet off a dating site or online. No Longer Lonely practically gives you the heads up, inviting users to interact amongst other mentally ill adults. And here we thought the point of date sites was to find a dime piece who wasn't 7:30.
Meet-an-Inmate
Meet-An-Inmate
URL: www.MeetAnInmate.com
When all hope fails, there’s always the prison system. Enter Meet-An-Inmate, a personals domain dedicated to incarcerated convicts seeking love from behind bars. Take a look at the community of users and you'll notice two things: The men all claim they're innocent and most women say they need a good man to help to them beat the time. Nothing you haven't already seen on Lockup. Serving inmates since 1998.
MaiOtaku
MaiOtaku
URL: www.MaiOtaku.com
Dubbed the “OkCupid for anime lovers,” MaiOtaku was built as a platform to help anime fiends geek out and search for their soul mates. It even offers an advanced matchmaking system that selects compatible partners based on their favorite types of anime and manga. We recommend this dude from our 50 Funniest Facebook Fails piece check it out.
Mullet Passions
Mullet Passions
URL: www.MulletPassions.com
The creators of Mullet Passions state the service was built for "those with the taste and style to appreciate these unique trendsetters." That’s almost as hilarious as homie on the homepage rocking the Billy Ray with his two thumbs up. Unless you have the desire to date a chick sporting a mudflap, keep your distance.
The Atlasphere
The Atlasphere
A dating site inspired by Ayn Rand…huh? Fans of the legendary author’s works can come here to chat and build relationships with over 15,000 registered members. Contain yourself. Just think, it’s only a matter of time before someone builds a JK Rawling dating site and brings Harry Potter lovers together. Dear God.
