Aladdick is aiming high with its retelling of the classic Aladdin tale, just in time for this weekend's theatrical release of Disney's own live-action update.
Aladdick takes a more sex-forward interpretation of the tale to its most entertaining extremes, marking another collab from the Wood Rocket team and the prolific porn providers at Pornhub.
The standard version drops Thursday via the Pornhub and Wood Rocket sites, setting viewers back a reasonable $0.00. An extended edition, meanwhile, is available exclusively for Pornhub Premium subscribers. Stars of this experiential slice of WTF include April O'Neil, Daisy Ducati, Tommy Pistol, Donnie Rock, Will Tile, Nikki Sequoia, and AJ.
I'm fresh out of the internal patience required for delivering puns, so just read Wood Rocket's synopsis of the Aladdick happenings below:
When Princess Jizzman goes looking for a prince to satisfy her royal genitals, she comes across Aladdick over and over again. With the help of his Vagenie and flying carpet, he disguises himself as Prince All D. But will evil Jafuck, screw him over?
Riveting, no doubt.
Wood Rocket, of course, is the same team of porn parody-makers who have previously tackled daunting tasks ranging from coming up with a title like SpongeKnob SquareNuts, to giving people who get mad about inconsequential shit like antiquated dipping sauces a better way to spend their time.
Aladdin, meanwhile, has absolutely nothing to do with any of this. The Will Smith-featuring live-action update of the beloved animated classic hits theaters Friday.