Paris Hilton, who once claimed to have voted for this sack of poo only to later issue a confusing retraction, would also like everyone to know that Lindsay Lohan allegedly shoehorned her way into that classic Britney Spears-assisted photo circa 2006.
"Well, Britney and I went out for the night," Hilton told Andy Cohen in a Sirius XM interview. "[Lohan] totally party-crashed. We were all at the Beverly Hills Hotel at the bungalows during an afterparty and then Britney and I wanted to leave to go home. Then [LiLo] started, like, chasing us and then squeezed in the car and it was literally a two-seater, SLR, you know, the sports car. She just, like, squeezed in and I didn't want to humiliate her in front of all the paparazzi and be like 'Get out of my car!' so I was like 'Whatever.'"
Once all three were in the car, they went back to Hilton's home, where she and Spears decided to catch some sleep. "There was no Uber back then so Lindsay probably, like, called a cab," she said. "I have no idea."
Hilton, however, previously referred to herself, Spears, and Lohan as "the Holy Trinity."
Lohan last popped up for a Paper cover story in which she updated the world on her current goings-on. "I am who I am. I'm a good person," she said earlier this month. "I take care of myself. I'm healthy. I like to have fun, but that doesn't mean I need to go out and drink and be crazy."