Batman Busts Out His Bat-Dick for New Comic Aimed at Mature Readers

We now have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a peek at Batman's dick in the premiere issue of 'Batman: Damned.' This is not to be confused with Dick Grayson aka Nightwing.

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Bruce Wayne? More like Bruce wang!

That's right folks, we now have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a peek at Batman's dick in Batman: Damned #1. Just in case anyone's confusing this with Dick Grayson aka Nightwing—we're talking about Batman's penis. 

In this NSFW comic, DC fans can peep what's always hiding just below Batman's utility belt. Like the hero himself, his dick lurks mysteriously in the shadows. 

In the new comic, written by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo, fans also get a nice look at Wayne's naked butt. What's the context of the uninhibited nudity? Well, in this issue our dark hero struggles with memory loss, and upon returning to his Batcave, decides to strip down completely to get scanned by the Batcomputer for any injuries, per Comic Book. In this sequence, Batman fans learn some crucial details they've always wanted to know, but have been too afraid to ask: the hero goes commando when fighting crime in Gotham, and he's circumsised.

Some people aren't as grateful about Bruce's genitalia making a public appearance, one of the first in DC's Black Label series for mature readers. 

Others are totally here for it. 

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