Despite my best efforts, my shoe collection still only totals roughly $200 in estimated value. That's a far cry from my initial goal of $22,000, a goal we can now reluctantly report has been more easily met by a baby.
Harper's Bazaar, in a report culled from various lesser publications Wednesday, pointed out that Kylie Jenner recently gave fans a glimpse of her and Travis Scott's daughter Stormi's massive shoe collection. As the lede of this article made quite clear, the supposed total value of this collection is indeed $22,000.
"Stormi can finally fit into some of her sneakers...so I'm about to see if she likes shoes," Kylie said in the brief Instagram clip. Among the collection, according to Bazaar, are pieces by Giuseppe Zanotti and Gucci.
Kylie and Travis welcomed Stormi to the world back in February, announcing the news alongside the release of a Tyler Ross-directed documentary chronicling the pregnancy. "My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world," Kylie said. "I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress-free, and healthy way I knew how."
In more important (i.e. non-wealth related) news, this idiot is still running around calling himself POTUS and migrant families are still being separated by spineless border-obsessed goons, but I digress.