A couple of guys who were smuggling 20 pounds of weed from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana wound up in jail after apparently getting so high that they called 911 to report that the cops were following them, according to East Idaho News.
They politely asked the emergency dispatcher to make those "jack wagon" cops stop it.
Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.
The cops were not following the men, but they definitely showed up after the call, during which Leland Ayala-Doliente explained that he'd already tried waving down the all the cops in "civilian cars" but it wasn't working. He also noted that the men had plenty of "snacks and stuff" with them, and a pretty friendly pit bull.
When the police really did arrive, the two men were standing with their hands behind their heads, ready to surrender. Their weed, which was hidden inside a garbage bag in a dog carrier, had been neatly placed on the sidewalk.
Holland Sward pleaded guilty to possession with intent to deliver and has been sentenced to 30 days in jail and five years of probation.
Ayala-Doliente was reportedly sentenced to one and a half to eight years in prison. Reports state that the judge increased his sentence because he tested positive for marijuana, cocaine and oxycodone on the day of his sentencing.