What do you do when the cops show up to arrest your man and you know he's probably going to be locked up for a minute? If you're 30-year-old Leanne Hunn of Jacksonville, Fla., you make them wait while you get it in one last time.
Officers showed up at a home around 9:30 p.m. on Thursday to arrest Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, on some outstanding warrants. A couple of their friends exited the house nearly an hour after police arrived, but Bautista and Hunn refused to come outside.
From the local TV news station First Coast News:
Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said "she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time" and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out.
After hours had passed, the sheriff's office brought in the SWAT team who finally knocked down the door and arrested both of them on charges of false imprisonment and resisting without violence. The whole standoff lasted more than six and a half hours.
So many questions!
Were they banging for that whole six hours, or was it like 10 minutes of banging and five hours and 50 minutes of shower, sandwich, nap, TV?
What exactly is SWAT team protocol for separating suspects who are having sex? Tear gas? Crowbar? Water hose??
And is police standoff sex actually better than ex-girlfriend makeup sex???