Finally, scientists are getting serious about the important research that actually matters: finding out what women really want when it comes to dong size.
A new study by researchers at the University of New Mexico and UCLA used a technique that may offer the most accurate idea yet of what women want to find in men's pants.
The study, published in the peer-reviewed journal PLOS One, presented women with 3-D printed, blue plastic "penises" in 33 various sizes to allow them to choose their preferred size for both a long relationship and a one-night stand.
As The Daily Beast pointed out, previous studies have fallen short by asking women to name a size in inches without looking at anything, or to look at 2-D dicks in drawings or photographs. This study let women get their hands on those plastic wangs to truly figure it out.
OK, let's get to the important part. The average size that the women wanted for a long term partner based on the schlongs they chose was 6.4 inches long and 5 inches around.
When it came to a long-term relationship, the ideal size was 6.3 inches long and 4.8 inches around.
Keep in mind, the average penis size is 5.16 inches and 4.5 inches around, so , odds are, you're only slightly smaller than what most women want.