Lisa Ann, the porn star best known for looking like Sarah Palin and spending "quality time" with athletes, has announced what's being billed as "the world's first virtual gangbang."

The Oct. 21 event, sponsored by Fleshlight, will let participants "feel exactly what I’m doing” through their Kiiro male masturbator devices, Ann said in a video announcement.

“That literally means when I play with myself and my Kiiro Pearl Vibrator, you will feel every sensation in real time.”

The device costs $250, which is way more than you'd spend on a date with an actual in-person human being, but hey, we're living in the future.