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The woman who earned notoriety (and pissed people off in the process) by embarking on a mission to make 300 sandwiches for her boyfriend in order to be "wife material" got the engagement ring, and she didn't even have to finish the task. 

New York Post writer Stephanie Smith accepted the absurd challenge proposed (pun intended) by her boyfriend, Eric: Make 300 sandwiches and he'll literally wife her. Sadly, she actually did the math, Foxy Brown on "Affirmative Action"-style:

Three sandwiches a week, times four weeks a month, times 12 months a year, meant I wouldn't be done until I was deep into my 30s. How would I finish 300 sandwiches in time for us to get engaged, married and have babies before I exited my childbearing years?

The good news—assuming there's an upside here—is that Eric popped the question after 257 sandwiches. Smith is elated

Words cannot express how extraordinarily happy I am. Not because I have a engagement ring, but because I'm going to spend the rest of my life having ridiculously amazing adventures with my soul mate

This was never about sandwiches, it was about control. Doubt that? She's finishing the job, even though she doesn't have to.

[via Gawker and 300 Sandwiches]

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