Luxury vacations aren't just for the ladies. Bros on the go need some self-love, too. Or a balls-to-the-wall bachelor party vacation that will last them for the rest of their married lives. While shopping in Paris or reading Jane Austen in England might earn you some points with your lady, most dudes go for things like boobs, beers and breaking bones. In Scottsdale, you can learn how to shoot a machine gun. In San Juan, you can have a private cigar and tequila tasting. In Brazil, well, you can scour the beaches for party girls. In Las Vegas, well, you can do whatever you want thanks to that age old rule that your future wife will try to break. YOLO before you go too old, yo. 

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