Tay Zonday, who is interchangeably known by the name of his hit song "Chocolate Rain," has been stuck in the realms of YouTube since 2007. "Chocolate Rain" currently has more than 90 million views, but the original songs he's uploaded since then haven't struck a chord of any type; if things don't dramatically change, YouTube is where he'll stay. Tay (his real name is Adam Bahner) was a Ph.D. candidate when his song went viral, but it doesn't take a doctor to know that a decade from now people won't know his name from "Chocolate Rain."