Remember when it was impossible to pitch to Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, or Sammy Sosa in baseball games because they'd crush anything near the plate into the upper deck? Clearly steroids have been in our sports video games for a while, totally tainting stats, we just didn't know it.

It's time to put it all out there. Imagine the emotions when you're making a run to the division title and you lose your star player (say, A-Roid) for 50 games because a blood test turned up estrogen intended to mask doses of testosterone that would make the Hulk look like Woody Allen. And not only that, but you'd have to second guess every home run you ever hit with the guy. Who doesn't like a little taint now and then?