Director: Forest Whitaker
Stars: Katie Holmes, Michael Keaton, Lela Rochon, Marc Blucas
Lame Love Song: "The Way You Look Tonight," Matt Dusk
Love Conquers: The Secret Service

That's right, the other film about the "first daughter" falling in love is called First Daughter. This should tell you all you need to know about the originality of the film's storytelling. Things really went downhill for Katie Holmes after Dawson's Creek and flashing her breasts in The Gift, huh? It's a good thing that this film was the worst of it.... Too soon?