If a fella's going to be subjected to a romance flick, they should at least be able to reap some of the benefits, right? Some skin, perhaps? A little hot sex on a platter?
Unfortunately, despite the subject matter at hand, the only hardcore lovin' you'll be witnessing in Saint Nick's wholesome series is hardcore face sucking. In place of sex, there's lovemaking (if any). We wouldn't advise holding your breath for any sets of twins making a cameo, either (though for that, we have a whole other list). The only bone the production crew tends to throw in that department is some collarbone.