24. Lawyer Up

Season: 1
Contestant: Unknown
Songs: Unknown

Harsh critique:

Simon: You take singing lessons?
Contestant: Yes, I do.
Simon: Who’s your teacher?
Contestant: There’s this lady up in Montana…
Simon: Do you have a lawyer?
Contestant: No, I don’t have a lawyer…
Simon: Get a lawyer, sue her. Seriously.

Complex says: Simon had a point: If Kim Kardashian can sue someone for looking a tiny bit like her, we’re certain that this chick could sue her teacher for failing to reduce her suckitude. Then at least she'd have cold hard cash to alleviate the pain of being publically humiliated on live television.

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