5. Snoop Dogg

That look in Snoop's eye, those shriveled claws—does anyone else find this thing eerily reminiscent of the killer dolls in Tales From The Hood? This is "12 inches of Snoop" we'll be leaving at the checkout counter, thanks. And why did the toys' makers hook him up with an extra 150 pounds or so of muscle? No one has ever called him Snoop Diesel, folks.