Hoarders (A&E)
Antiques Roadshow
(Discovery Channel)
Undercover Boss
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
Deadliest Catch (Discovery Channel)

Who Will Win: We're guessing that the voting academy is comprised of mostly elders (and by that we mean folks too old to "get" Archer), and what's your grandmother's favorite TV show? Antiques Roadshow, of course.

Who Should Win: Hoarders deserves an award for freaking us out on a weekly basis. It's nearly as AMC's Breaking Bad, and that's saying a lot.

Who Was Snubbed: Take another look at those nominees. Now, ask yourself: Does the Emmy voting committee care at all about the youth market? Clearly they're not fond of the GTL lifestyle, otherwise Jersey Shore would be on there in the place of Kathy Griffin's show. Who actually watches that shit?