Show: Hoarders, A&E
For those unfamiliar with A&E’s Hoarders, the show documents compulsive collectors as they race against the clock to clean their loaded houses before they lose the homes once and for all. But the waist-deep trash is actually nothing compared to some of the other crazy crap discovered in these people’s cribs.

In one episode, a woman named Robin actually catches an attitude about giving up various odds and ends that have been marinating in—wait for it—three-plus feet of cat shit, in which her pets were pretty much mummified. Think that’s gross? Wait ‘til you find out about how she deals with her lack of a working toilet.