Date: Oct. 2010
City: Tokyo

Batshit Subway

This Japanese guy was really enjoying petting his new friends, but then they started to make unpleasant faces and butcher his language so he decided to only touch them two more times. Using the pole for leverage, he nails the American with the oh-so-soft hair with a swift kick to the face and a sucker punch. This sets the Americans off and so they hold his hand, help him back to his seat and give him some cool American hand gestures to practice in exchange for the greatest souvenir you can get in Japan, a black eye.