As the story that we've never heard goes, this cute Canadian tried to a hatch a career as the lead singer of some girl group before venturing out on her own. As for why we never heard the story, it all became clear when she hit the reality TV circuit: she has less talent than Kevin Federline, failing to make it in both Danity Kane and the reincarnated Pussycat Dolls. Don't worry, ma, we hear Whole Foods is hiring.