Album: The Biz Never Sleeps

Biz Markie's tale of groupie love gone awry is loved first and foremost for its melody, but the truth of the matter is, it's a very clever song. Its use of "blah-blah-blah" as the girl in question's name predates Seinfeld; the storyline is a succinct yarn with funny punchlines; and even the ending, which we all see coming, it brought about in a self-effacing manner NOT THAT ANYONE REALLY CARES CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WINDING DOWN THE NIGHT AT YOUR FAVORITE DRINKING HOLE, IT'S EASY TO SING TO THE CHORUS... YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED...