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Let's face it: Social media is all about appearances. You could be dead broke, jobless, or just a P.O.S. in real life, but if you carry yourself like a boss online, then people will believe that you are, indeed, a boss. Or, at the very least, that you have a boss, and therefore have a steady income.
There's a bunch of ways you can do this, the simplest of which being to throw a slick rap lyric into your bio. A lot of people do this, sure, but only a few are actually good. With 160 characters at your disposal, it's also important to choose a lyric that snaps without being too wordy. To help you get started, here's 25 Rap Lines to Use in Your Twitter Bio. Don't act like we never told ya.
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"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man." - Jay Z
Song: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix)" (2005)
Album: Late Registration
"I'm doing pretty good as far as geniuses go." - Kanye West
Song: "Barry Bonds" (2007)
Album: Graduation
"Give me respect, dammit, or get damaged." - Kendrick Lamar
Song: "Ignorance Is Bliss" (2010)
Album: Overly Dedicated
"You should follow my example, b***h i.e." - Nicki Minaj
Song: "Get Like Me" (2013)
Album: M.O.
"Ya'll ni**as dreamed it, I've seen it." - Cam'ron
Song: "I Really Mean It" (2003)
Album: Diplomatic Immunity
"To f**k with me you need a reservation." - Big Sean
Song: "Who I Am" (2013)
Album: My Name Is My Name
"On a roll like Cottonelle, I was made for all of this sh*t." - Drake
Song: "All Me" (2013)
Album: Nothing Was The Same
"I believe there's a god above me, I'm just the god of everything else." - Pusha T
Song: "New God Flow" (2012)
Album: Cruel Summer
"Yeah b***h I'm paid, that's all I gotta say." - Lil Wayne
Song: "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" (2006)
Album: Like Father, Like Son
"F**k the frail shit." - Jadakiss
Song: "We Gonna Make It" (2001)
Album: Kiss tha Game Goodbye
"I'm still not a player, but you still a hater." - Big Pun
Song: "Still Not a Player" (1998)
Album: Capital Punishment
"Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster." - MF Doom
Song: "Accordion" (2004)
Album: Madvillainy
"F**k a blog dog, 'cause one day we gon' meet." - Rick Ross
Song: "Ima Boss" (2011)
Album: Self Made Vol. 1
"F**k hashtags and retweets, ni**a." - Jay Z
Song: "Tom Ford" (2013)
Album: Magna Carta Holy Grail
"B***hes don't talk to us the hoes they email us." - Memphis Bleek
Song: "You, Me, Him and Her" (2000)
Album: The Dynasty: Roc La Familia
"I got no game it's just some b***hes understand my story." - Nas
Song: "Watch Dem Niggas" (1996)
Album: It Was Written
"This slang that I speak don't change that I'm deep." - J. Cole
Song: "Can I Live" (2009)
Album: The Warm Up
"Million dollar deals on my email, you mad as hell you ain't CCed." - Big Sean
Song: "Burn" (2013)
Album: Dreamchasers 2
"I ain't a killer but don't push me." - 2Pac
Song: "Hail Mary" (1996)
Album: The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
"I'm an ordinary person but I'm paid." - Lil Boosie
Song: "Wipe Me Down" (2007)
Album: Trill Entertainment Presents: Survival of the Fittest
"An appetite for destruction but I scrape the plate." Jay Z
Song: "Girls, Girls, Girls" (2001)
Album: The Blueprint
"I don't think I'm all this or that, but I'm all me." - Eazy-E
Song: "Still a Nigga" (1993)
Album: It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa
"I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path." - Phife Dawg
Song: "Buggin' Out" (1991)
Album: The Low End Theory
"Ahead of my time like I live my whole life backwards." J. Cole
Song: "Dead Presidents II" (2009)
Album: The Warm Up
"I be that pretty motherf**ker." - A$AP Rocky
Song: "Peso" (2011"
Album: Live.Love.A$AP