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Rumor has it, Chief Keef has broken out of prison.
Kidding.
It is true that Chief Keef is set to be released from prison today. The planet didn't stop spinning when he was sent away for two months at the Illinois Youth Center in St. Charles, Illinois. In some cases, life changed radically; let's just hope Chief Keef isn't too eager to log back into Google Reader.
We've all heard the stories of convicts coming out after hard time and having trouble adapting to the modern world. Cell phone technology, iPods, even restaurants that give you buzzers for when your food is ready—a guy convicted in the '90s would have no idea about such luxuries.
But what has Chief Keef missed out on since he was sentenced back in January?
More than you'd think. Here are the 20 Ways the World has Changed Since Chief Keef Went to Jail.
The Lakers were on a winning streak, then Kobe sprained his ankle.
If Keef thinks he's Kobe like that he should suit up in his place.
Michelle Obama grew bangs.
Now you can't see the cross she had tattooed as a tribute to Fredo.
Justin Timberlake came back because he thought it was safe.
Now Keef has a shot at the "Suit & Tie" remix. True Religion make suits, right?
Justin Bieber lashed out at the papparazi.
Furious at the media's treatment of Chief Keef.
Ikea pulled horse meat meatballs.
That's that shit we...find completely disgusting.
Argo wins Best Picture at Oscars; "Citgo" still has no video.
Ben Affleck in the director's chair?
Three world-dominating supercars (Lambo Veneno, Ferrari LaFerrari, McLaren P1) were unveiled.
Coming soon to a Keef Instagram account near you.
Michael Bloomberg failed to outlaw the sale of sugary drinks greater than 16 ounces in NYC.
64-ounce mollywater is safe!
Ray Lewis won the Super Bowl (again).
If he can bounce back from a murder charge, surely Keef can take his setback in stride.
Daft Punk returned.
Can a Young Chop collaboration be far behind?
Lance Armstrong told Oprah he was a dope boy.
Then stunted on broke boys.
Derrick Rose found more reasons to avoid playing for the Bulls this season.
Needs some new motivational drill anthems, STAT.
Miley Cyrus became a rap groupie.
It did seem strange when Billy Ray Cyrus served as a witness for the prosecution at Keef's trial.
We found out who gave Sway his first TV.
Keef knows the first guy who stole it.
Brandon Knight was hit with the cobra.
And by cobra we mean DeAndre Jordan.
White people stole the Harlem Shake.
Will Keef protect footwork from the same fate?
Chief Keef hacked Burger King's Twitter account.
...somehow.
Rand Paul kicked off a marathon 13-hour filibuster.
Marc Rubio is going through Chief Keef's Wikipedia page as we speak to prepare for the next one.
A new pope was elected.
If Keef had been freed one day earlier, we might have a black pope right now.
Chris Brown, it turns out, is kind of a dick.
Maybe things haven't changed that much.
